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-Lola vamos todos los días y no hay nada que colocar porque nada tienes.
-Esta vez es distinto. Voy a montarles el pollo.
-Pues conmigo no cuentes… Se pueden fijar en mí y no quiero. Son tiempos para pasar desapercibida.
-… Así que les debes dinero y no quieres pagar. Lo que tienes que hacer es montarles el chocho como yo, ya verás qué pronto te echan y te dan por insolvente majara.
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-Si, te entiendo. Sólo quieres que te vean en diferido. Pues yo no. Van a palpar mi mala leche… Fíjate, me han puesto números colorados. No lo entiendo. A ver, si no tenía ni números, ahora van y me plantan unos y en rojo, ¿pero que se han creído ellos?
-Muy sencillo: te has gastado lo que no tenías.
-No, no, eso ya lo hice hace mucho. Ahora pasa algo más y esto se lo han inventado, pero se van a enterar… Mira, ya hemos llegado. Entremos.
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-Tranquila. Si las cosas se ponen añiles, salgo contigo… Anda, qué guarra es la gente, tiran los papeles al suelo. Espera que lo recojo… Uy, ¿Qué es esto?
-A ver, trae… Lola, es un cheque nominativo.
-¿A quién nominan?
-A nadie.
-¿Entonces? No sabía que los bancos fueran la casa del Gran Hermano con lo tacaños que son.
-No, Lola, no te líes. Esto es dinerito contante y sonante. Vamos a medias. Tú lo has encontrado y yo te lo he traducido. ¿Los otros papeles qué son?
-Espera que leo… ¿Desde cuándo los bancos dan baterías de cocina, vajillas y televisores?
-Desde que son filiales del Corte Inglés… Trae que lo leo que no te enteras de nada… Loooooooooola…
-¿Quéeeeeeeee?
-Todo es nuestro. Claro qué, ¿cómo nos lo vamos a llevar?
-¿Cuántos millones? ¿Nos caben en el carrito de la compra, Mari Pili?
-¿Millones? Te hablo de un plasma, una vajilla y una batería.
-¿Y el cheque sin padre ni madre?
-tres mi euros. Mil quinientos para cada una. Hemos hecho el día.
-De ingresarlo en la cuenta nada de nada. Que nos lo den en metálico porque son capaces de quedarse con ello con el pretesto de que les debemos dinero… Vamos.
-Déjame hablar a mí que tú la cagas, Lola.
-Vale, yo medio muda. Tú diriges el pastel y yo remato la estocada.
-Buenos días… Veníamos a por estos regalos de la madre de mi amiga. Ella está afónica.
-¿Yo afónica, Mari Pili? Y de mi madre nada de nada. esto es nuestro.
-Loooooooola…
-Ay, es verdad, estoy casi muda, ¿sabe usted? Tengo unos dolores terribles de vientre que me cortan la voz.
-Loooooooola…
-Me callo, me callo… Mi amiga corta el pastel, señor banquero. Habla Mari Pili.
-Déme los papeles, señora. Voy a la caja fuerte a por los regalos. ¿Tienen coche?
-Tenemos carrito. Usted dénoslo que ya nos apañamos. Mi Pepe dice que para apañá no hay quien me…
-Looooooooola…
-Ya me callo, Mari Pili… Mira se ha metido en la caja fuerte… ¿Y si lo encerramos?
-Loooooooola…
-Hija, me vas a desgastar el nombre… Uy, mira, se le ha cerrado la puerta y no digas que he sido yo. Mi pensamiento va por libre.
-¡Auxilio!, socórranme…
-Tranquilo, señor banquero. ¿Quiere un vaso de agua?
-Quiero que me saquen de aquí.
-Todo menos ponerse nervioso, señor banquero. Ahí tiene que estar fresquito, ¿no?
-Padezco claustrofobia, señora. Apriete el botón rojo.
-¿Rojo, dice usted? Ni de coña. Con los rojos me llevo fatal. Si quiere aprieto el violeta, es el color de moda, señor banquero.
-Lola aprieta el botón ahora mismo. Somos ladronas, pero muy caritativas.
-Ni ladro, ni ladrona, Mari Pili. Haz justicia al diccionario español que es muy rico. Un poquito de por favor…
-Lola nos están grabando las cámaras, aprieta el botón que se nos muere.
-¿Cámaras, dices? ¿Dónde? Pepeeeeeee, aquí estoy, hooooooooola.
-Lola, las cámaras están en el otro extremo, hija. Estás mirando a los extintores.
-Que me ahogo, por caridad, el botón rojo.
-Señor banquero, cállese un momentito que estoy saludando a mi Pepe.
-Looooooooola, aprieta el botón, por tus hijos, que se nos asfixia…
-Señor banquero, ¿el botón violeta para qué es? Es tan bonito, voy a apretar.
-Es para llamar a la policía… Apriete el rojo… Por favor.
-¿Policía, ha dicho señor banquero?… Pepe, me tengo que ir. Otro día te dirijo unas palabritas… Mari Pili aprieta el rojo, mis convicciones me lo impiden y salgamos corriendo como dos potrillos… Señor banquero, mañana volvemos a por nuestros chismes.
-Va a volver tu tía, Lola. No servimos ni para ladronas… Corre.
-Ni falta que hace porque tú y yo somos muy honradas. Mira, ahí llega la policía. Pon cara de paisaje, Mari Pili… Por cierto, me llevo unos ceniceros, mira qué monos…

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Buenísimo, me he reido mucho mientras lo leia. Vaya situación más cómica, jajajaa
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Mi querida Mª Ángeles:
Gracias a Lola cada vez que vaya al banco sonreiré recordando el relato.
Feliz semana y un fuerte abrazo.

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Ahora mismito voy y se lo cuento a los del Banco. Vaya cara que se les va a poner.
Son unos ladrones.
Se lo tienen merecido.

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Buenísimo, desde ahora en mas voy a saludar a las cámaras,no me habia percatado de eso.

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